Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto...

everyone in porto cervo think that le hubby and i are japanese. in actuality, we're more egyptian than japanese. see our heiroglyphic-esque sand messages? last night here. *single teardrop falls and is then sucked up at the corner of my mouth*

Go Team

after enjoying breakfast not in bed (because we'd ordered too much), le hubby and i went sunnin' in sardinia for one last time. le hubby and i are really going to miss this charming beach. inspired by the suckling pig entree he enjoyed last night, i made him this italian sand pig. le hubby built a wall and moat to protect my lil' oinkster. farewell, porto cervo! i don't think i've EVER felt so relaxed in my life...

Sunnin' in Sardinia

hi mom! hi dad! le cub and i are in sardinia's porto cervo. it is, apparently, where celebrities, billionaires, and residents of burbank go to chillax. enjoying our time as wastes of space. we wake, we eat, we poop, we sleep. all on the beach. having a Magnificent (yes, with a capital "M") time...

pepperoni-colored toes pair well with my target bikini, no?