I've been reading this fantastic book titled "The Know-It-All" by A.J. Jacobs and have been learnings lots of random information. ("The Know-It-All" chronicles the author's hilarious, enlightening, and seemingly impossible quest to read the Encyclopaedia Britannica from A to Z.) Some of the knowledge I've accumulated thus far?1) Rene Descartes had a fetish for women with crossed-eyes.
2) Dogs have a third eyelid to protect the eyeball from irritants.
3) Abalones have 5 assholes.
Yes, if y'all must know, I do feel smarter with each chapter devoured.
3 comments:
Fascinating!
Now let's ponder life with not one, two, or three...but five assholes...
I would be totally cool with it if I could eat more...but if I ate the same and it was just divided five ways, well, where's the fun in that now?
I agree. Five tiny turds doesn't sound as satisfying as one huge one. I kinda' like the non-stop ice-cream machine effect that occurs when enough fiber is consumed. Hmm. I think I've shared enough for the day.
I have never laughed harder.
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