No Trees For Me

Everybody is a genius.

But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, 

it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. 

- Albert Einstein

Thank you, Pinterest, for this food for thought. 

Ma' belly will stay full on these words alone - until like, lunch.

Keeper

Duncan tells Shelly, "I have a crush on your brain." 

#wtfthisdudeisquotingthenotebook 

#hellyeahhesquotingthenotebook

Great Expectations

Slow Moe's wife, Flo has asked to have "everything" for Christmas - to which Moe cleverly responded with a Stephen Wright quote. "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

Ditto