You Had the Power All Along My Dear

"With great power comes great responsibility."

Illustration benefitting Barbells for Boobs. Save a pair, save a life.

My fundraising page here.

Match

"Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here." 

The twist is curiously attracted to the donut's unorthodox ways. 

Illustration benefitting Barbells for Boobs. Save a pair, save a life.

My fundraising page here.

Greta

Greta.

The heroine of one of the many books I'm working on (at snail's pace). 
Her adventures, or should I say misadventures are at times inspired by a good friend's adventures in online dating. Times are tough. So is Greta.

Flowers

Dottie Hager likes to wear flowers in her hair.

A lot of them.

Going Topless

Going topless.

#nunsgonewild

Wee! Oui!

Wee! Oui! 

Bumper toast. 

#regulartoast #frenchtoast

Keeper

Duncan tells Shelly, "I have a crush on your brain." 

#wtfthisdudeisquotingthenotebook 

#hellyeahhesquotingthenotebook

Big Poppa

I'm gon' call my crew 

you go call your crew 

we can rendezvous at the bar around two... 

#boblovesitwhenyoucallhimbigpoppa

Imagine

Odd at Sea concept art. Wheel house interior. 

Identity Crisis

"We are dancer." 

#arewehumanorarewedancer #thekillers #cupcakeswithlousygrammar

The Usual Suspects

The whole club was looking at her. 

#applebottomjeans #bootswiththefur

YOLO-ing

Darby and Franklin attempt to Robot at Los Globos.

Just Like US

Harriet realizes she's made it. 

#puhs

It rained today in Los Angeles today. Sound the alarms...

Fab

The crab had fab abs. 

#notallmermenlooklikefabio #crossfittingcrab

Meow

Sexy cat eyes.

Cats eyes aren't only for Adele, people.

And seriously, are butter and baguette-filled Birkins just da bomb?

Maude the Mole is wearing Band of Outsiders Resort 2013. Bow by Ban.do. Birkin is vintage.

Bringin' Sexy Back

...with Riverdance.

Greta is wearing Christian Dior Spring 2013 Couture. The fez is vintage.

Twisted

The garlic's vintage twisty tie made him feel like Rambo.

I actually haven't used a twisty tie in years... Have they been banned?

The Veggie Tells

The fennel was displeased when told he resembled a Modigliani.

On a side note... munchkin had her first taste of fennel this past weekend while dining at Beast in Portland, Oregon. She loved it! Not surprising, since the fennel was prepared by one Naomi Pomeroy. Olive is a very lucky girl.

Dress Code

Murray encounters an obstacle on his way to Funky Town.

Ratticus

 My body be weird, yo.

Concept art for Odd at Sea with Captain Sprinkles.