Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Bald and Bold

BALD PITS.

All my life, I've dreamt of being fuzz-free. As a tween, I admired my mom's hairless arms and legs. Seriously. I BEGGED for Nair. It's not that I'm hairy like a Yeti. But my skin is light... and my hair is dark...

Well, my days as a furry woman are coming to an end. This morning, I went to see a dermatologist. No, I did not go just to get rates for laser hair treatment. I went to see the good doctor about my the recent break-outs on my back. *collective EEW* Don't know if it's stressed-induced, diet-induced or what, but no bride wants to walk down the aisle on her big day in a strapless gown only to reveal a back covered with unwanted spots. Anyhooo, after discussing my back, we discussed my body hair, and then, with the help of totally-rad Dr. Benest, I got rid of some! TMI? Then don't read on!

I'm not a total hair ball. But what little body hair that I do have drives me absolutely insane. I wax my arms monthly, shave my arms and pits daily, and even then, they're still not stubble and bump-free. Taking matters in my own hands, I invested in a totally awesome laser hair removal package. Come August, my body is going to bald and beautiful. Pits, arms, legs, and the area where the sun don't shine...

Mood: ECSTATIC.

P.S. My doctor showed me her treated pits. Hahaha. I was shocked as well. But yes, they were totally bald. And beautiful!!!

6 comments:

HAMMY said...

So jealous! I will laser before I die.

kimberlina said...

OMG! keep me updated, i'm intrigued.

though i'm also pretty lazy - i don't shave anything. my leg hair is super thin and weak, i'll pluck the 10 hairs that are dark. and then i also pluck my pits, only shaving occasionally (i have scant hair there, too). and the grow-back down there IS THE EFFING WORST! so i just leave it, keep it trimmed, like a nice topiary.

lepetitdoodler said...

I will most definitely keep y'all updated on the body hair front. Haven't had much time to doodle what with the film and all, but I think I'm going to have to document this EPIC event with some drawings.

mountain goat said...

Are you getting IPL?

lepetitdoodler said...

mountain goat: what's an IPL? is it delicious? j/k i just don't know what an IPL is.

JennySRP said...

*Like*

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