Voyeurs Unite

Bluefly Closet Confessions are so much fun. Click HERE to start watch them all. (I wasn't able to embed the video. Boo.) My favorite clip is that of Johnny Weir's. "The fact that they're televisions says it all." (Check out his closet clip and you'll know what I'm talking about!!!)

P.S. I've actually never made a purchase from Bluefly. I just like to browse... :)

Team Edward

He's baaa-aack. And this 30 year-old cannot wait!

My man went with me to see New Moon.
I'm hoping he'll go with me to see Eclipse.
The ultimate test of love :)

To Live and Die in LA

Le cub is moving to LA for me and Beans. Little does he know that Beans and I live in LA because of In N' Out. Mmm... burger.

Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Weeny

Once a month, I feel like a moose. Yes, well, coincidentally, a tiny black Diane von Furstenberg bikini came in the mail today. I had ordered it to wear on my honeymoon to the South of Italy with le cub. Perhaps tonight's not the night to try it on? Or wait, wanna know what moose looks like in a bikini? C'mon over.

Oh. While I was at it, I got these delicious sequined shorts. Can't you see me prancing about Positano in these already?!?

Lady Who Lunches

I don't eat with anyone at work. What's sad is that I do try to. Eat with others, that is. I eat in the common sitting area with my sad peanut butter on wheat sandwich, but no one talks to me. So I pretend to surf the web on my iPhone. But my iPhone is old and slow. Which explains why I pretend to surf the web on my iPhone. Think I'm going to start bringing a book. *le sigh*

Pictured: An old doodle of a sandwich I made back in 2006. It looks better than the sandwich I just ate.

Love me Knot

I want wedding hair like this.

I Scream, You Scream

We all scream for ice-cream!

Well, no. I scream for fro-yo. (Wedding's coming up, remember?) Joined a gym last-last weekend with le cub and haven't been there ONCE. Joined it because it's situated across from a Yogurtland. Funny thing is, I've been there TWICE. Hmm. I think I need a good ass kicking from Jillian Michaels. A bit of projectile saliva in the face would do me some good.

Hello? Is Anybody Home?

Le cub and I are getting married! Can you believe it? Be gone, long distance relationship! *hand goes up* For my cub will soon be making a move from geek-full San Francisco down to douche-full Los Angeles. Words can't describe how excited I am that he's moving to SoCal for me... *sniffles*

But as happy I am about our union, I can't help but feel a tad sad about leaving our apartment in San Francisco. It's strange that I say "our" apartment since le cub has actually never seen it, let alone lived in it! (It's been leased out since my venture down south for business school three years ago.) Back when I purchased the loft, I had imagined settling down in the Bay. Me, my imaginary husband, Beans, and possibly (just possibly) a uterus bomb. And now? Now I'm just going to have to trust that the strangers who lease it will treat it with the love that it deserves. And le cub won't be in the Bay Area anymore to protect it.

Everything's going to be okay.

Mondays

Eh, i just accidentally became ordained through the Universal Life Church...

Keith Johnson. Hero.

Anthropologie's buyer-at-large, Keith Johnson, is one of this week's curators on 1stdibs.com. Click here to see his picks. I'm a tad disappointed...

Pictured: Bill Traylor's Blue Cat priced at $125,000. Why?

Peek-a-Boo

Remember my polaroid project? Check out the tag (front and back) designed by Megan of Mae Mae Paperie that's going to be tied around 'em... Adorbs, no?

Get Lei'd

Last Thursday through Today...

Sushi with my freshman roommate. Friends forever.

Cliff and le cub's "Get Lei'd" Hawaiian-themed party in NorCal. Good times for a change!!!

Finished Anthony Bourdain's latest work, Medium Raw. Read-in-one-sitting-entertaining! Our favorite snarky food-writer.

Picked out wedding bands with le cub at Shreve Co.!!! This wedding business is becoming increasingly real.

Just returned home to an empty apartment. Can't pick Beans up from Blue Dog Ranch until tomorrow morning. *sniffle*

Pictured: 1 of 9 caricatures I'd completed when considering creating one for each of our wedding guests. I've since changed my mind about this idea....... too much work!!!

Bow Wow-Wow, Yippee-Yo, Yippee-Yay

My cousin, Cindy has been wanting a pug for as long as I can remember. Alas the time has come... this lil' gal is a pup in consideration... OMIGOSH, is correct.

I'm a Survivor

Day 1 conquered. And yes, I had fun...

ANXIOUS.

first day at buddy system studios is tomorrow. i am not feeling well, but i shall hide the unwell feelings. don't want to be like the above-pictured "nipply" dog. must be more like this energy-filled rat-chasing puppy. what the blah am I saying? going to bed. word.

photo source: "place of the upside down" by roger ballen. available at 20x200

Versus

Here's a peek at a couple of peeps who've been run through my filter of "cute". I didn't actually purchase any mini frames just yet... though the above-pictured frames are supposedly available at a big-box art supplies store. Frames above have been photoshopped in.

I'm pretty sure that none of these friends actually follow my blog - with the exception of my bff, "Hammy" - so the surprise factor is still there. I'd have tags with their names and table assignments tied on, of course. Like it or not, everyone will have a nickname....... *teehee*

As Seen on TV

Loved the navy one shoulder gown Ali wore in this week's Bachelorette. Hunted it down online. It's a David Meister creation and isn't prohibitively expensive. A final wardobe change for le cub and cougar Taiwan reception perhaps?

Fuhgetaboutit

Researching honeymoon digs for Sicily, Italy. Casa Talia is looking pretty darn good...

Say What?

Toy Story Tres in 3D. I wept like a baby.

Almost famous. Le cub and I made another wedding blog. See HERE to see us on a stranger's site.

LOST MY VOICE. Don't know where it's gone. Hope I recover by Wednesday.

Uterus Bombs

Ankle biters. Little monsters. Uterus bombs. I have no desire to have one of my own anytime soon. However, if the Almighty could guarantee that mine would look exactly like the little girl pictured above (or boogie-woogie like THIS kid... hahaha), I'd surely be having second thoughts.

photo source: www.ffffound.com