Happy Monday!!!

It's Monday. I have been awake since 4am. Enjoyed a hazelnut soy latte at 6am, and have been jittery ever since. Read on. You'll see what I mean. I'm making no sense this morning. Wahaha. And I refuse to edit myself. Muah-haha. Enjoy the rest of this verbal diarrhea.

Monique and her hairy legs were in town this past week. No, not Monique Lhuillier, but Monique of "Precious" fame. My pal Alexis got her hands on cheap tickets to see greatness performing LIVE this past Friday. Le cub was in town, so I had to turn down the invite. Sadness! Luckily, I'll be meeting up with Lil' Miss Block (Alexis) later today. Can't wait to hear all about Monique's fabulously hairy legs, which, apparently were on mega-display with the help of a mini dress and jumbotron.

Speaking of hairy legs, mine, along with my pits and hoo-hah are now bald and beautiful. I heart lasers. Bew-bew!

Pictured: A crazy-cute baby giraffe by Sharon Montrose to off-set all this gross talk about body hair. Hehe. He will be arriving in Burbank really soon, and I plan to hang him next to a photo of Beans. Battle of cuteness!